I would like to thank you for taking time out of your busy day to send me the following message in response to my claim on behalf of one of your cardholders:
"1- Tox Dif Goiter No Crisis"
In order to properly express my appreciation though, I would first have to know what the fuck you were trying to say. I was filling a prescription for Flexeril, which unless the subject was covered on one of the days I decided to skip class, to my knowledge has absolutely nothing to do with a goiter. For your convenience, we have staff members at my pharmacy fluent in English, Spanish, Hindi and Tagalog. Please provide any future messages in one of those languages.
Or maybe just keep your mouth shut unless there actually is a crisis.
Fuckers.
