What makes you think I would know if another store has it? You just saw that I had to go check to see if my own damn store had it. Do you really think I am more familiar with the inventory of another store than I am with my own?
Next time I'm going to fuck with you. "Yes, the Walgreens on the other side of town has it. They're kinda stingy with it though, so you have to be real adamant about asking for it, and don't take no for an answer. Ask for George. George is the key to getting this product. Definitely. "
As soon as I say that though, it will dawn on you that there's no way I could know this. Yet you will never realize what a stupid question you just asked.
Dumbass.
