What Happens At Homeland Security Headquarters, Stays At Homeland Security Headquarters.

OK......so maybe.....maybe....the kneeler is some sort of Secret Service type with a legitimate business interest in George's crotch, but there can be no possible excuse for Mr. Grinning In The Rear that doesn't involve sweet love making:




Mr. Kneeler: "I can't find it!"

Mr. Grinner: "Oh you just keep looking Bob....... I can't help but to notice you have a nice wide stance sir."

Bush: "Are you sure it's time for another colonoscopy? I thought for sure I just had one."

Grinner: "Oh it's time.... you did slip in the roofies didn't you, Bob?"

Bush: "I don't have time to worry about the Goddamn roof! I have a meeting.....ugh....er......getting sleepy.......feeling happy......"

In the next room, Laura was grateful to have been relieved of her special burden, if only for one night.

Disclaimer: everything under the picture is made up. Thanks to the alert reader who pointed me to it.