From The Big Pharma Bizarro Ad File

Try to ignore the fold down the center of the ad. I tend to shove things into my pocket at work without thinking about how a crease mark down the center of a picture might look when I scan it into my computer:




So Kristalose is nice and clear and an alternative for people whose insurance will no longer cover Miralax since it went over the counter. I get it.

But why the hell is the lady staring into the sink like that? Kristalose is supposed to make you poop. What's that got to do with staring into the sink?

She doesn't look like she's washing her hands, she looks more like she's confused, or grabbing the sink in frustration. "My God it's been so long....and now I finally have to go ....but......dammit! Which one is where the poop goes and which one is for washing your hands? I can't remember!!!"

"I do remember how nice and clear that solution was when I took it though. That's important for some reason."

Perhaps someone should do some research on a possible link between Kristalose and early-onset Alzheimer's.

The lady staring into the sink like that kinda creeps me out. I'm going to spend the rest of the night trying to think happy thoughts.