Kindler's secret plan for Pfizer Inc: Get the stock below $14.

So I heard this on the street . . . Kindler's secret plan for Pfizer is not to get the stock up . . . that's virtually impossible, and he knows it.

Solution: Drive the stock down to below $14, enough to get the sharks circling, then accept a take-over offer for $22, and cash in all executive management parachutes.

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