It goes a little something like this:
I can do whatever I want
whatever I want
whatever I want
I can do what ever I want
I just left the toilet seat up.
I am master of the remote
I can bang on a pan!
I can fart really loud
Yes yes I can!
'cause I'm single and can do what I want.
A nasty lovers spat
I don't know what that is!
couple politics
that's none of my biz!
yes, that dress
makes you look fat
you know why I can tell you that?
'cause I'm single and can do what I want.
the tempo now dramatically slows, think climax of a Broadway musical number....
Someday I'll die alone......in a pool of my own urine.
But for now its fast cars, freedom and pourin'...............
the scotch
and the gin
every day feels like a big new win........
Because I do
what
ever
I
want.
